The votes are in, the chads are tallied and all the residents of New England’s Rising Star await with bated breath the answering of one of life’s great questions; how much does Mobjack rock?

Well, let’s not dawdle; drum roll please….

And the survey says, “It’s a trick question; Mobjack’s rocking is infinite and therefore cannot be measured.”

There you have it folks. An amorphous answer to a bewildering question.

A quick note, the best write-in vote, as decided by a show of hands from the band, is “Mobjack rock &/or rolls like justice.” Amen to that brother; amen to that.